Lindsay Lohan: Go away...I don't care

So I woke up this morning to see a CNN.com headline "Lohan: I haven't had a drink in a week." Wow. Way to go. A whole week. I couldn't care less about Lohan, her party girl lifestyle, or that she managed to stay away from booze for a whole week. Big deal. This is not news. Let the National Enquirer cover it, not CNN. As for Lohan, sorry, I could care less.