Friday, September 08, 2006

Paris Hilton: I almost feel sorry for you

Oh Paris Hilton...I understand you are hurt by all the attention drawn to you last night because you were arrested for DUI because you "just [were] really hungry and wanted to have an In-N-Out burger." You never do anything to draw attention to yourself, do you? You wouldn't dream about having your own TV show. Or going on the radio with Ryan Seacreast to decry how the event (getting a DUI) were "blown out of proportion."

Listen Paris. No one would care about you at all if a) you weren't the heir to a really big fortune and b) sex videos of you didn't make to the internet. Then you have capitalized on your fame left and right. So you are fair game. And if you are stupid enough to drive drunk, it is a big deal because you could have killed someone, so don't going crying to Ryan Seacrest that it's unfair that everyone is reporting your screwed up. You created your own image. Now live with it.

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